Comments on: "Chocolate Rain" = pure gold. http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:24:59 -0800 hourly 1 By: Andy http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-13547 Andy Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:21:33 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-13547 Chocolate Rain? More like a chocolate-coated turd. And it's amazing that people are eating it up. I think this guy must've gotten picked on in school and all his pent up emotions have found there way into this 'song'. That said, the lyrics may have something to say but the music is nauseating. He would've be wise to leave it as and piece of poetry. As for this guy's singing 'talent', the pretend, seemingly prepubescent, wanna-be Pavarotti act doesn't cut it. I'm sure the master himself is turning and churning in his grave right about now. Chocolate Rain? More like a chocolate-coated turd. And it's amazing that people are eating it up. I think this guy must've gotten picked on in school and all his pent up emotions have found there way into this 'song'. That said, the lyrics may have something to say but the music is nauseating. He would've be wise to leave it as and piece of poetry. As for this guy's singing 'talent', the pretend, seemingly prepubescent, wanna-be Pavarotti act doesn't cut it. I'm sure the master himself is turning and churning in his grave right about now.

]]> By: LOU BAWLZ http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10764 LOU BAWLZ Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:50:29 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10764 D LAK CUE US!!!!!!!! D LAK CUE US!!!!!!!!

]]> By: L.Ron http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10645 L.Ron Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:57:01 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10645 he should sing the "Family Matters" theme next..... he should sing the "Family Matters" theme next…..

]]> By: L.Ron http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10644 L.Ron Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:56:01 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10644 did Jaleel White just hit puberty? did Jaleel White just hit puberty?

]]> By: Jerome http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10494 Jerome Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:29:27 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10494 http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/ChocolateReign.jpg http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/ChocolateReign.jpg

]]> By: HaterMaker http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10444 HaterMaker Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:39:49 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10444 The Wesley Willis reference is a good one. It's another nutcase with a keyboard but Willis was the king R.I.P. The Wesley Willis reference is a good one. It's another nutcase with a keyboard but Willis was the king R.I.P.

]]> By: AVERSIONLINE http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10434 AVERSIONLINE Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:43:45 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10434 Just for the record, when I refer to things such as this with phrases like "glorious might" and "I'm fucking sold", I'm being a smartass because I think they're insane. I do not think that guy has any musical value to offer... at all. It's funny, though. Intended or not, it's funny. Just for the record, when I refer to things such as this with phrases like "glorious might" and "I'm fucking sold", I'm being a smartass because I think they're insane. I do not think that guy has any musical value to offer… at all. It's funny, though. Intended or not, it's funny.

]]> By: Steve Z http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10432 Steve Z Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:37:38 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10432 haha wesley willis......."ROCK AND ROLL McDONALDS" is a true classic I could listen to WesleyWillis 1000 times before I got as annoyed as listening to this guy. Absolutely horrible. I'm open to great music, whether it be funny, poetic, bad ass, whatever. This just <i>SUCKS.</i> haha wesley willis……."ROCK AND ROLL McDONALDS" is a true classic

I could listen to WesleyWillis 1000 times before I got as annoyed as listening to this guy. Absolutely horrible. I'm open to great music, whether it be funny, poetic, bad ass, whatever. This just SUCKS.

]]> By: vugelnox http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10301 vugelnox Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:22:46 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10301 this song is a little too damn repetative but that rick astley cover is fucking dynamite. What the hell kind of singing IS that!? Fuckin' shames that annoying bastard from american idol who did that ricky martin song. this song is a little too damn repetative but that rick astley cover is fucking dynamite. What the hell kind of singing IS that!? Fuckin' shames that annoying bastard from american idol who did that ricky martin song.

]]> By: Dan http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10298 Dan Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:14:02 +0000 http://www.aversionline.com/blahg/2007/07/24/chocolate-rain-pure-gold/#comment-10298 I find this to be the most annoying thing I have heard this year. If he does get signed, he'll be considered a novelty just like Wesley Willis is (and don't tell me he's not...he has no musical value either). There really is no musical genius at work here. He plays keyboards and writes lyrics and sings off key. So do a million other people. Part of the novelty is the the fact that he looks like a 12 year old about to hit puberty. I find this to be the most annoying thing I have heard this year. If he does get signed, he'll be considered a novelty just like Wesley Willis is (and don't tell me he's not…he has no musical value either). There really is no musical genius at work here. He plays keyboards and writes lyrics and sings off key. So do a million other people. Part of the novelty is the the fact that he looks like a 12 year old about to hit puberty.

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