Electro Quarterstaff "Gretzky" CD
Posted on Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 12:15 pm » permalink
87 years from now, some wise sage just may point out that, "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth onto all continents shredding instrumental metal, conceived in three-guitar harmony, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are not created equal…" Because, you see, Electro Quarterstaff is a special breed of band. A breed of band whose shredding instrumental metal demands the creation of catchphrases such as "I see your Gretzky is as big as mine." (which, unsurprisingly, works just as well, if not better, with their self-released "Swayze" EP) as much as it demands respect, admiration, and the proverbial "throwing of the horns".
Yes, the time of "Gretzky", the all-too-long-awaited Willowtip-released debut full-length from Electro Quarterstaff, is finally upon us – bringing with it eight tracks and more than 50 minutes of unrepentantly sweaty and vocal-free heavy metal. As stated in the booklet: "This is an uncircumcised recording." As stated by the label: "One of the greatest instrumental metal albums of all time." As stated by me: "An album so man-esque, even your lady-friends will grow a pair upon experiencing the brute man-ishness of its testosterone-fueled manhood." For with "Gretzky", Electro Quarterstaff proves that all you need are three guitars, drums, and approximately six hundred and sixty-six riffs per track – only a scarce few of which are appropriated from 1986 – 1988 era Metallica or prime Thin Lizzy. Sure, an insanely impeccable recording meatier than the rack of ribs that tips over the car during "The Flintstones" intro doesn't hurt. Nor does the bizarre yet awesome artwork. And Canadian bloodlines may or may not be mandatory for the equation to complete itself, I'm not sure…
But whatever the case, it's true: This is one of the greatest instrumental metal albums of all time. Therefore, I refuse to further dishonor their supremacy with such pedestrian gibberish. It's time to rock:
Electro Quarterstaff "Neckwrecker"
Some bands call themselves "thinking man's metal". Well, sorry ladies, but this is "manly man's metal". This is "Chuck Norris' beard metal". And I fucking love it. You know what I'm sayin'? These dudes are supreme badasses of the highest order, and any self-respecting disciple of the riff owes it to themselves, and to the sheer might of the band, to purchase this record:

Two words: Fuck yes. And finally. I have to give huge respect to Hong Kong label
Florida's Bloodlet was another band thrown the "holy terror" tag that, aside from the ties of the label (yes, there was a time when the majority of the Victory Records roster was top fucking notch), had little to nothing in common with hardcore – especially from a musical perspective. I guess I'll mention that they were also referred to as "evilcore" on numerous occasions, but I always fucking hated that term, granted this is some sinister sounding shit. But these cats were at the fucking top of their game in 1996 on their first proper full-length, "Entheogen" – unloading 10 masterful cuts in nearly 50 minutes, which was pretty damn epic given the circumstances of this particular niche.
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"We've Seen Better Days" (on
As mentioned above, Dance Floor Justice, another Florida-based act, bears lineup ties to Dead Weight, as well as Until the End, Where Fear and Weapons Meet, and All Hell Breaks Loose. "Breaking the Silence" (also on
Another
Beautiful. I had been looking forward to "Elefanten", the third release and debut full-length from Swedish outfit
It has long been my opinion that
Perhaps lesser-known during the "holy terror" wave of the 90's, Ascension (from Cleveland, OH – probably the "holy terror" capital of the world simply due to Integrity's presence) was another band whose relationship to hardcore was fairly minimal from a musical standpoint, as their riffing was very directly influenced by straight up thrash metal – while still retaining a certain level of that undeniably effective 90's chug. And believe me, they more than earned their status under the "holy terror" banner through a raging assimilation of awesomely apocalyptic artwork, bitter lyrical themes, and even by quoting Anton LaVey on the back cover of this CD, "The Years of Fire", which was their 1996 debut. While both of the band's records were great, there's a certain level of unhinged energy and aggression on the debut that always stuck with me a little more, and the opening track, "Transit", is an outright fucking classic – easily the band's finest hour. Seven tracks, barely under 30 minutes… they just tear through and leave it at that. It's a quick listen, but one that still deserves a nod even today.
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In the note accompanying this CD, a member of
Okay, so…
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Holy shit, I love it when something like this happens, though it's rare. But
A little over two years ago when I first encountered
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